THE LAW
- Only female disciples are accepted for long-term committed servitude – i.e. you can’t have other gods beside me.
- Disciples will be addressed as “Soldier” and shall call me “Lord” in turn. The former might be considered a high rank for a disciple – and you are indeed correct. I have no need for pets, tools and other degenerate forms existing. You will behave yourself accordingly exquisitely!
- Upon entry into service disciples become supporting members of a non-profit organisation and will make monthly contributions the initial sum of which is subject to the extent of their resources as well as negotiation. With each passing month they are expected to raise their contribution by an amount of their choosing. Just don’t think low-balling your god will do you any favours!
- Disciples will be given monthly tasks to carry out as acts of worship and will document and report the success of each assignment to their lord. Upon reception of their tasks, they show their gratitude with an appropriate donation. When in great need, they can ask for additional tasks to complete and make donations for each of them.
- Disciples provide constantly up-to-date information about the life circumstances, contracts and relationships they are in. This can be by way of electronic access, regular report or a combination of the two. There will be regular confessions were they report their thoughts, their sins, their cravings and ambitions and they ask punishment from their god – of course by way of contribution.
- Disciples are generally not allowed to visit the premises of their lord – or instruct anyone on their behalf. Disciples crave and idealise their lord from afar by following public social media.
- A Soldier that has proven her worth by exquisit submission and carrying out the will of her lord for an extended period of time may be promoted to the rank of “Knight”. Knights receive rare invitations to visit the premises of the lord: To kneel, pray and cry before him – and to provide gifts of course.
- The lord may amend the code of servitude as needed and will inform his disciples should the occasion arise.